The Hug. The Ides of July, 2006


Months of planning, an itinerary set in near stone, objectives including the World Cup & Tour du France along with trekking eastern Europe were set. All I need do was to get on a plane and leave Afghanistan.

My last day backpacking in Europe was September 1st, 1989. I spent the day alone in Stockholm, Sweden having just seen my traveling companion Keith Iovine off to New Orleans. I had racing experience there and knew meet directors, so we spend a couple of weeks traveling the Continent trying to get him into some track meets following his Olympic Trials appearance a year before having ran a mile in under 4:00.

While killing time waiting for my own departure the following day, I lounged at the Grand Hotel Stockholm, reading the International Herald Tribune’s recount of the 50th anniversary on Germany’s invasion of Poland, starting World War II. I listened to a girl play a baby grand piano in the corner of the hotel ballroom. That same day, my cousin and goddaughter, Margaret Elisabeth was born in Louisville, Kentucky. Nearly seventeen years later, I planned to meet her in Denmark and show her the Europe of my youth, the Berlin Wall withstanding.

Living in the 3rd world presents challenges: Intermittent power, poor sewage, and bad airlines are a given. I had planned for flight delays and sure for form there was one, though this case was unique. I arrived at Kabul International Airport to find no airline workers present and was told by others:

The flight was cancelled. The flight went to Turkey instead. The plane had 6 flat tires from a hard landing but would be ready in an hour. (Makes one consider the competency of the crew!) Flight to Frankfurt? What flight to Frankfurt?

I was later told by the airline that I could leave the next day but that the plane would overnight in Tehran, Iran. They had arranged a temporary visa, accommodations and hopefully a tour of Iran’s nuclear bomb facility currently under construction. A nice way to kill a few hours…Have you ever heard that little voice in your ear that simply said “No!”?

A series of emails and unsuccessful phone calls to coordinate revised travel with family finally yielded a reply: Margee, already in Denmark for 17 days, had her fill of Europe and was ready to come home. Well now…a solo trek of Europe for 17 days? Nah, I’ve already done that, and though the Bulls of Pamplona were tempting, they could wait another year.

This opportunity, I felt, was grounds for a truly clandestine, sporadic & foolish act. However, time was at a premium. A new plan involved cashing in a ticket to Germany, convert a 4-inch stack of afghan money into dollars, racing through the goat filled streets of Kabul and buy a ticket to Dubai. Going home and unpacking from a European backpacking adventure and repacking for 12 days in a warm steamy climate. I also had to negotiate one of the world’s most secure airports. I had two hours to make this entire event take place. A daunting task for the common man, a way of life for me

The plot thickens. Upon arrival to Dubai I purchase an e-ticket to North America on KLM & Continental, slept 10 hours in an air conditioned room for the 1st time in a long time and arrived bright-eyed at 5am the next morning at the Dubai Airport only to find my confirmed e-ticket was not confirmed and that the price of the ticket had now doubled. A mad dash around town looking for a travel agent yielded no luck. A call to Los Angeles caught senior American Airlines flight attendant, Kelly Herrington, about to head to bed. She suggested doing the pilot hitchhiking thing with Air France as they allowed free travel in the extra cockpit seat to other pilots as space allowed. That is… all pilots except desperate ones from America working for the UN. Forty dollars of phone cards later, a compromise was made with Continental Airlines and a short 36 hours later, I landed near sunset in friendly southern town on the banks of the Red River. A balmy Summer evening welcomed me home.

The next day, I met my objective of attending at Lt. Colonel Chuck Owens’ retirement from the United States Air Force at a ceremony at Barksdale AFB, Louisiana. Since no one in America knew of my whereabouts and with a number of friends in the building, I eased into the back of the room and sat next to the rather stunned W.G. Anderson family. They obviously thought they had finally gotten rid of me on the far side of the world. Near the end of the tasteful and well-planned ceremony, Lt. Col. Owens was speaking and was shocked to see my face in the crowd. His speech, interrupted by “Oh my gosh, Luken!” prompted the sudden twisting of the head of a particularly beautiful young woman in the front row. I thought she was in charge of security and wanted to know who the troublemaker was that had crashed the party. Lucky for me, she was a family friend of the colonel’s. As the formal proceedings ended, I approached the woman to apologize for my transgressions. The woman was in fact named Loriana and as I laid eyes on her for the very first time, received the very best hug I have ever had.

The remainder of the trip is not unlike any other vacation: Seeing friends and family, getting to know Loriana, going to familiar places I know and like; some unfortunately were unfamiliar. I departed overseas a week before Katrina and what I saw in Mississippi & Louisiana was far from the world I left behind.

I have since returned to Afghanistan, with its dusty air, unkempt children and insecurity. I have begun distributing donated running shoes and bicycle tires compliments of the Hagar & Owens families and Spokesman Bicycles of Mandeville, La. to local kids and aspiring cyclists. In 12 short weeks, I once again will live in America.


In assessing the cost of my spur of the moment travel to America, the following conclusions were made:

-Short notice airfare: Way too much.

-Seeing my home region in ruins: Depressing but I was inspired by the resolve to press on.

-Surprising a friend on his retirement: Makes up for the airfare.

-Getting the Best hug of my entire life: Priceless.

JLH

Luken and Loriana

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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